Only about three band photos exist of Hail! The Planes, none of which are very good. Nor do they feature our recent line-up additions. As such we’ve planned a photo shoot for Sunday at Cardiff Bay, where Fran is doing numerous performances as part of Sport Relief. It turns out we only have a half an hour timeslot in which to do the shoot, and our meeting point is a pub. It’s not looking hopeful.
This is how Josef foresees events developing (sent by email):
(26 minutes of chatting….)
David Muller: Shall we try that spot over by there butt or wha? It’s tidy mun.
Holly Muller: Maybe not, because your quadruple denim will clash with the faux-castle feature of the Waterguard dearest…
Faye (the photographer): Hmmmm….. I don’t think David Muller’s excessive denim will be suited to the shutter speed of the lens on this camera (or something technical about photography…)
Josef Prygodzicz: How come no-one else has got their lycra on?
Robbie (crazy time signatures) T: You can wear my cardigan if you want? I’ll give it to you as a present after the photo shoot.
Mark Foley (was right): Let’s just try it.
Fran (bum trumpets): I’ve only got 4 minutes left now… and Josef’s lycra is starting to offend me a bit.
David Muller: Hmmmm….. maybe we can use a Chillipeppers’ photo or something? They’re fkin wkd butt.
(2 mins 30 secs of more chatting…)
Fran (bum trumpets): I’ve got to go to play some bum trumpets now.
Holly Muller: Toodle pip.
Josef Prygodzicz: I’m going to the Waterguard for a Samuel Smiths Organic Wheat Beer.
Faye (the photographer): Jos!!! It’s only 12:30pm!
Mark Foley (was right): I’ll join you.
Rob (crazy time signatures) T: Here’s my awesome cardigan that I promised to give you earlier Josef.
Josef Prygodzicz: Thanks Rob – you’re ace!
That wouldn’t be such a disaster though, would it?
h!tp xred hot chilli peppers quadruple denim hail the planes h!tp cardiff bay sport relief the waterguard pub mark foley was right lycra awesome cardigan photo shoot